They didn't have me pack heat.

Lily kept pushing 103 F despite judicious doses of Ibuprophin or Tylenol,
Elsie kept convincing to help her walk on the ceiling,
Timmy took Flat Stanley all around town,
Abby wrote me a note thanking me for going to work every day,
Kate's legs ached for several nights in a row,
Gina had 8 mothers and their children over to celebrate National Pancake Day in style, and
I got to be on security patrol for stake conference (but they didn't have me pack heat).